That's right, up until now this blog has been setting the standard* of factual accuracy, academic rigor and journalistic integrity.
*I just didn't say what standard.
However, it has come to my attention that my previous "Milestones" post unfairly slandered one of my
Apparently, my comments about her being a "lurker" and not understanding the RSS feed were unfounded. Jenn has in fact been a loyal follower under the pseudonym "genevieve". Which, by the way, I know two Genevieves and you are not one of them! That position has been filled.
I am however still not convinced she knows how to use a microwave. Show me the proof Jenn. Preferably in the form of a pizza pocket.
So in the interests of balance and fairness - Fox News style - I've decided to share the following completely true facts about Jenn:
Jenn cannot be killed. So far this is true.
Jenn can open automatic doors. With her mind.
Jenn has a unicorn named Tabitha. No, it's invisible. And no, you can't ride it.
Jenn knows what you did last summer. And you should be very, very ashamed.
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