Q: Pie! You haven't posted in like 10 whole days. We need our fix!
A: That actually wasn't a question.
Q: Seriously, what up?
A: I've been busy, that's all. I still love you guys.
Q: It's another blog isn't it? You found someone else! I bet she's one of those sluts that doesn't use the default blogger format!
A: No! How could you even think that?
Q: I bet she gave you ads. You should get checked.
A: Baby, I love your format. No ads. I'm clean.
Q: So where you been, slugger?
A: First off: slugger? Let's not make that a thing.
I have been crazy busy these last few weeks.
I am literally working three jobs at the moment. And supporting a pretty vicious cocaine habit. Okay, only one of those is true.
Anyway, that means productive-member-of-society-pie doesn't have as much time to devote to this blog as say, unemployed-student-pie. I feel this pie metaphor is slipping away from me.
Also, as some of you know I held a fundraiser for Amnesty International. We raised over $400! And the best part: there was literally pie involved. And heckling.
Yes, somebody heckled me at a charity event. Amazingly, this is not the first time this has happened.
As you can imagine, this has all kept me pretty busy.
Q: Yeah well we know for a fact you went to New York last weekend.
A: Dammit, this is why blogs should be anonymous!
Q: Stories?
A: Stories. Promise.
Mmm unemployed-student pie. Filled with not-yet-burst illusions and loans.
ReplyDeleteI mean, what?
Awww. So we are responsible for your lack of time, are we are responsible for your lack of pie? If we didn't work remotely, I swear I would buy (or make!) you pie.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't suggest I buy it online. That would be "el colmo" of trying to live offline online.
But everyone, seriously, at APC www.apc.org we are LOVING Grady - and you can read his non-pie posts on the blog.