You Sly Minx!

I had my first physical today in 4 years. Like I said, I'm busy.

So either I am a HUGE narcissist or my doctor is totally hitting on me

First she has me take off my clothes. Slowly.

Then she proceeds to probe me for weaknesses. She takes my blood pressure and listens to my breathing. You know, evaluating my stamina.

Finally, she "checks" my testicles. For "lumps".

Maybe next time I can play the doctor.