Did You Know?

Of the many contributions pie has made to society, this has to be the best:

The inventor of the first Frisbee was inspired by throwing around a pie plate with his wife at the beach. Of course he didn't call it a Frisbee, it was originally named the Pluto Platter.

In 1957 he sold the rights to the Wham-O company, who renamed it the Frisbee. Why? Because of the New England based Frisbie Pie Company and, we've been over this, pies are fucking awesome.

Man it feels good to drop the F-bomb. I bet you liked it too. It's okay, you can tell me.

Reason #9 why pie is superior to cake: You don't need to put icing on pie to get us to eat it! Zing!

Remember when Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake'? They cut her fucking head off!