So today I'm watching the world cup and I finally understand what people are talking about with those vuvuzela horns: they sound like a swarm of locusts about to descend.
Now it's half time. After 45 minutes of play, Ghana has three shots on net; Australia has two. This is why this sport hasn't caught on in North America: we just don't have that kind of attention span.
Also this is just awesome. It's time to pack it in when even soccer hooligans won't drink your beer.
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